unknownquotient:

apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are

human:

i cant even OmFg

rebornica:

dualitydiscretion:

rebornica:

Close enough

talk dirty to me

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF IN THIS RESTAURANT

shouldnt:

how it feels when your parents suddenly open your bedroom door

bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

klartie:

“we’re having mcdonalds for dinner”

“i made cookies”

“i did your laundry for you" 

"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

slim-and-svelte:

GOTTA TAKE HER ADVICE